Wracked with angst over the fate of our beloved and horribly misgoverned Republic, the DiploMad returns to do battle on the world wide web, swearing death to political correctness, and pulling no punches.
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Things that make you wonder . . . .
What if I want to buy one USED fried pie? Does the offer hold?
BTW, I blame Bush for this being limited to just one per person per visit . . .
I spent about five minutes trying to figure out what 'USED' stood for.. 'United States Education Department'? what? it's late... I'm an idiot.. - reader #1482
Note that this offer is limited to "Members Only." What was it Groucho said about clubs that would have him as a member?
ReplyDeleteGreen Bear
The news here is that they've gone back to frying their pies. Hopefully, this means we're on the slippery slope to a return of decent french fries.
ReplyDeleteJust to make your day (after all, a visit to McDonalds makes your day, right?) ask for a miserable meal and watch their faces ... >};o)
ReplyDeletePhil B
If I had to choose, I'd rather get a used fried pie than an old fried pie. But it would be a close call.
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DeleteBuy a new fried pie and get a free apple.
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Reader #8
You must show a membership card to get a free pie, but not to vote.
ReplyDeleteI understand the priorities now.
Raaaaacist!
Delete"trigger warning"!
DeleteThank yew, thank yew ver' much. Jus' tryin' to help.
DeleteAnon 6/3
I spent about five minutes trying to figure out what 'USED' stood for.. 'United States Education Department'? what?
ReplyDeleteit's late... I'm an idiot..
- reader #1482
"Used food" is what they give out at Obama Administration press briefings.
ReplyDeleteUsually it's "bovine used food" ...
It's not "used;" it's "pre-owned."
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